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Post by bored on Aug 20, 2007 0:00:35 GMT -4
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Post by bored on Aug 20, 2007 0:01:54 GMT -4
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Post by bored on Aug 20, 2007 0:03:26 GMT -4
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Post by daughterofconfeder on Aug 20, 2007 8:14:02 GMT -4
will i see that ther pugs is after me agin i don't even got no pugs dog but this un is shore nuff on my tale she kaint even use her spill chiker on her postese call i can kin read to she sure do uses them thar happy faces on her writins rekin do she wurk at the wal-mart cause that there is the same feller tha bounced round that stor makin cheap costs on stuff an thin she thin that i r makin fun of kuntry folkses but i aint i aint doin nothin no differant than that there fox feller on tv bein a rednecked and thar lurry the tv man makin folkses laff bout kuntry peopleses she shure do seem to be upsetted by thats ok cuz jesus loves her too and he dieded for her sins an her will be in heaven jes like all of usn for whened we git judged i aint said nothin bowt nosbody on here or been mean but she sur does have a kakus up her hinney it looks like will gotta get these yungins to skoll and that man gone from the house lord know he drivin me crazy staing rite under me watchin everthin i do
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Post by tony on Aug 20, 2007 8:32:30 GMT -4
No, I am not daughter, I wish I was cause I think she is really funny. I am not country enough to come up with all those words and I even have a hard time understanding what she is saying. I think she is saying she is trying to be funny like Larry the cable guy and I love him. Git er done!!
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Post by bored on Aug 20, 2007 8:38:46 GMT -4
Ima Rum of a lola Tony ab normal... bless your heart.. maybe youll find something more positive to do with your time today.. Have a great one.. and no.. you talk to fast to be hick! Thats a huge giveaway that ya just aint got it even after living here for how long? Sorry.. maybe one day you will!
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Post by tony on Aug 20, 2007 9:11:03 GMT -4
My gosh, who wants to talk like that? I graduated from high school, cum laude. (look it up) I will stay busy today, counting my money!! Why don't you. Oh, and don't walk into any of those houses daughter is talking about! They might fall down on you.
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Post by queenbee on Aug 20, 2007 9:58:47 GMT -4
Well............ and hhmmmmmmm................... and a hahaha.................
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Post by tony on Aug 20, 2007 12:11:02 GMT -4
Well daughter, what exciting things are you doing today??
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Post by queenbee on Aug 20, 2007 15:43:56 GMT -4
Things Mom Would Never Say
"How on earth can you see the TV sitting so far back?"
"Yeah, I used to skip school a lot, too"
"Just leave all the lights on ... it makes the house look more cheery"
"Let me smell that shirt -- Yeah, it's good for another week"
"Go ahead and keep that stray dog, honey. I'll be glad to feed and walk him every day"
"Well, if Timmy's mom says it's OK, that's good enough for me."
"The curfew is just a general time to shoot for. It's not like I'm running a prison around here."
"I don't have a tissue with me ... just use your sleeve"
"Don't bother wearing a jacket - the wind-chill is bound to improve"
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Post by daughterofconfeder on Aug 20, 2007 16:12:00 GMT -4
i set wif momma an' we did her hair up in pink curlers an i lop her toenails an did her eyebrawls an got my yungins fum skool now i hafta hep em wif they homewerk theys haf spelin an figurin an readin lord nos i dun had me a blessted day
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Post by daughterofconfeder on Aug 20, 2007 16:23:17 GMT -4
thar gos them posts dispearin agin i saw em dis mornin an i told an anser an now they is gone reckon i gots to lern me that postese in a postese that pugs shur is a tricki thang i don no yew tony but that bee gal is here agin them movin pitures sho nuff slow down my peecee with my dialy thingy
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Post by tony on Aug 20, 2007 18:17:44 GMT -4
You sure are a good daughter, daughter. I bet your mama looked pretty with her eyebrawls done!!
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Post by queenbee on Aug 20, 2007 18:35:49 GMT -4
Even though I don't approve of some of the above, it got me to thinking about when my mother uses to put those pink rollers in my hair.
She also used a big dollop of Dippity Do, any of you girls remember that, shows my age.
Anyway, the next morning she would take those pink sponge curlers out of my hair and let me tell you, I had some curls. Then she would brush them out and it would fuzz up and she would tell me how pretty it was (big eye roll here).
She also would use those hard prickly curlers and run those long plastic stick holders through them. Talk about early acupunture. I got where I dreaded saturday nights.
She also use to use those Tony Home perms and it was pretty scary. She was from the old school of perming, the longer you leave it on the longer the curls stay in and last.
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Post by summerose on Aug 20, 2007 19:06:37 GMT -4
I remember those hard prickly curlers very well. OUCH!
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