Post by taylor on Jan 3, 2008 7:23:31 GMT -4
Ten Thoughts to Ponder for 2008
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#10 Life is sexually transmitted.
#9
Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can
die.
#8
Men have two emotions:
Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a
sandwich .
#7
Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day,
Teach a person to use the internet
and they won't bother you for weeks.
#6
Some people are like a Slinky ..
Not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile
when you shove them down the stairs.
#5
Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday,
lying in hospitals dying of nothing.
#4
All of us could take a lesson from the weather.
It pays no attention to Criticism.
#3
Why does a slight tax increase cost you $200.00
and a substantial tax cut saves you $30.00?
#2
In the 60's, the hippies took acid to make the world weird.
Now the whole world is Weird and old hippies take Prozac to make it normal.
And The#1 Thought For 2008:
We know exactly where one cow with Mad-cow-disease is located among millions and millions of cows in America but we haven't got a clue as to where millions of illegal immigrants and terrorists are located. Maybe we should put the Department of Agriculture in charge of Immigration?
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#10 Life is sexually transmitted.
#9
Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can
die.
#8
Men have two emotions:
Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a
sandwich .
#7
Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day,
Teach a person to use the internet
and they won't bother you for weeks.
#6
Some people are like a Slinky ..
Not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile
when you shove them down the stairs.
#5
Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday,
lying in hospitals dying of nothing.
#4
All of us could take a lesson from the weather.
It pays no attention to Criticism.
#3
Why does a slight tax increase cost you $200.00
and a substantial tax cut saves you $30.00?
#2
In the 60's, the hippies took acid to make the world weird.
Now the whole world is Weird and old hippies take Prozac to make it normal.
And The#1 Thought For 2008:
We know exactly where one cow with Mad-cow-disease is located among millions and millions of cows in America but we haven't got a clue as to where millions of illegal immigrants and terrorists are located. Maybe we should put the Department of Agriculture in charge of Immigration?