Post by taylor on Jan 6, 2008 16:08:33 GMT -4
Three guys were walking through the desert after their plane had been in a horrible crash. One was from New York, one was from Georgia, and the other one was a blonde Calfornia Beach Bum.
Well, as they are walking along they all see this lamp sticking up out of the sand and thinking it was a canteen of water they all jumped on it. "POOF" out pops a genie! The genie tells them that because the all landed on it the all get 1 wish a piece! Well, they had a bit of trouble deciding what they all wanted so the genie decides to help them out. He tells them "Why not just get a running jump off of the cliff a scream out what you want."
The New Yorker decides he'll go first. He runs off the cliff and screams "An Eagle!" "POOF" he was an eagle and he flew away!!
The Georgia fellow, not to be out done runs off and screams "A FALCON!!" "POOF" he turned into a beautiful Falcon and flew away home.
Seeing all this happening the California dude runs to the edge trips and stumbles screaming "OH CRAP!!" as he slips and trips right over off the edge...... "POOF"!!! .......
Well, as they are walking along they all see this lamp sticking up out of the sand and thinking it was a canteen of water they all jumped on it. "POOF" out pops a genie! The genie tells them that because the all landed on it the all get 1 wish a piece! Well, they had a bit of trouble deciding what they all wanted so the genie decides to help them out. He tells them "Why not just get a running jump off of the cliff a scream out what you want."
The New Yorker decides he'll go first. He runs off the cliff and screams "An Eagle!" "POOF" he was an eagle and he flew away!!
The Georgia fellow, not to be out done runs off and screams "A FALCON!!" "POOF" he turned into a beautiful Falcon and flew away home.
Seeing all this happening the California dude runs to the edge trips and stumbles screaming "OH CRAP!!" as he slips and trips right over off the edge...... "POOF"!!! .......
