Just Jokes...

[maddy]

I am making a Wal-Mart joke! (can you believe it?!)

The Wal-Mart Cat


A blonde was weed-eating her yard and
Accidentally cut off the tail of her cat
Which was hiding in the grass.
She rushed her cat, along with the tail over
To WAL-MART!


Why WAL-MART?



HELLOOOOOOOOO!


WALMART is the largest re-tailer in the world!!! ;D

[babe]

LOL That was actually good Maddy.

[ruby]

That is a good one Maddy.. ;D

[summerose]

LOL! Good one.

[someperson]

As an avid Wal-Marter, that wasn't bad at all!

[nataliewood]

Oh watch out Someperson. Maddy hates Wal-Mart!

[coosa]

And that is NO JOKE!!!

[queenbee]

Yes, Maddy and I are anti Blairsville Wal-Marters.

I will go elsewhere to shop in one, but don't want it in my backyard.

Tires, Tea Bags, tampons and Toyotas
Wal-mart, one stop shopping.

[someperson]

Really, is Maddy a Wal-Mart hater? I would have never guessed that.

[sometimeman]

While walking down the street one day a US senator is tragically hit by
> a truck and dies.

> His soul arrives in heaven and is met by St. Peter at the entrance.

> 'Welcome to heaven,' says St. Peter. 'Before you settle in, it seems
> there is a problem. We seldom see a high official around these parts,
> you see, so we're not sure what to do with you.'
> 'No problem, just let me in,' says the man.
> 'Well, I'd like to, but I have orders from higher up. What we'll do is
> have you spend one day in hell and one in heaven. Then you can choose
> where to spend eternity.'

> 'Really, I've made up my mind. I want to be in heaven,' says the
> senator.

> 'I'm sorry, but we have our rules.'
> And with that, St. Peter escorts him to the elevator and he goes down,
> down, down to hell. The doors open and he finds himself in the middle of
> a green golf course. In the distance is a clubhouse and standing in
> front of it are all his friends and other politicians who had worked
> with him.

> Everyone is very happy and in evening dress. They run to greet him,
> shake his hand, and reminisce about the good times they had while
> getting rich at the expense of the people.
> They play a friendly game of golf and then dine on lobster, caviar and
> champagne.

> Also present is the devil, who really is a very friendly guy who has a
> good time dancing and telling jokes. They are having such a good time
> that before he realizes it, it is time to go.

> Everyone gives him a hearty farewell and waves while the elevator
> rises...
> The elevator goes up, up, up and the door reopens on heaven where St
> Peter is waiting for him.
> 'Now it's time to visit heaven.'

> So, 24 hours pass with the senator joining a group of contented souls
> moving from cloud to cloud, playing the harp and singing. They have a
> good time and, before he realizes it, the 24 hours have gone by and St.
> Peter returns.
>
>
> 'Well, then, you've spent a day in hell and another in heaven. Now
> choose your eternity.'
>
>
> The senator reflects for a minute, then he answers: 'Well, I would never
> have said it before, I mean heaven has been delightful, but I think I
> would be better off in hell.'

> So St. Peter escorts him to the elevator and he goes down, down, down to
> hell.
> Now the doors of the elevator open and he's in the middle of a barren
> land covered with waste and garbage.

> He sees all his friends, dressed in rags, picking up the trash and
> putting it in black bags as more trash falls from above.
> The devil comes over to him and puts his arm around his shoulder. 'I
> don't understand,' stammers the senator. 'Yesterday I was here and there
> was a golf course and clubhouse, and we ate lobster and caviar, drank
> champagne, and danced and had a great time. Now there's just a wasteland
> full of garbage and my friends look miserable. What happened?'

> The devil looks at him, smiles and says...
> 'Yesterday we were campaigning......Today you voted

[summerose]

LOL! Good one sometimeman.
I exalted you for that.