Post by babe on Feb 11, 2008 13:04:27 GMT -4
Anesthesiologist business card:
When you care enough to ...
... sleep with the very best
.
Sign over a Gynecologist's Office:
Dr. Jones ... at your cervix
.
In a Podiatrist's office:
Time wounds all heels
.
On a Septic Tank Truck:
Yesterday's Meals on Wheels
.
On a Proctologist's door:
To expedite your visit ...
... please back in
.
On a Plumber's truck:
We repair what ...
... your husband fixed
.
On another Plumber's truck:
Don't sleep with a drip ...
... call your plumber
.
On a Church Billboard:
7 days without God...
... makes one weak
.
At a Tire Shop in Milwaukee:
Invite us to your next blowout
. At a Towing company:
We don't charge an arm and a leg,
we want tows
.
On an Electrician's truck:
Let us remove your shorts
.
On a Maternity Room door:
Push ... Push ... Push
.
At an Optometrist's Office:
If you don't see what you're
looking for ... you've come to
the right place
.
On a Taxidermist's window:
We really know our stuff
.
On a Homeowner's Fence:
Salesmen welcome ...
... dog food is expensive
.
At a Car Dealership:
Best way to get back on your feet ..
... miss a car payment
.
Outside a Muffler Shop:
No appointment necessary ...
... we hear you coming
.
In a Veterinarian's waiting room:
Be back in 5 minutes ...
... Sit ! Stay !
.
At the Electric Company:
We would be delighted if you
send in your payment ...
... However, if you don't,
you will be
.
In a Restaurant window:
Don't stand there and be hungry ...
... Come on in and get fed up
.
In the front yard of a Funeral Home:
Drive Carefully . We'll Wait
.
At a Propane Filling Station:
Thank heaven for little grills
.
Chicago Radiator Shop:
Best Place in town ...
... to take a leak
When you care enough to ...
... sleep with the very best
.
Sign over a Gynecologist's Office:
Dr. Jones ... at your cervix
.
In a Podiatrist's office:
Time wounds all heels
.
On a Septic Tank Truck:
Yesterday's Meals on Wheels
.
On a Proctologist's door:
To expedite your visit ...
... please back in
.
On a Plumber's truck:
We repair what ...
... your husband fixed
.
On another Plumber's truck:
Don't sleep with a drip ...
... call your plumber
.
On a Church Billboard:
7 days without God...
... makes one weak
.
At a Tire Shop in Milwaukee:
Invite us to your next blowout
. At a Towing company:
We don't charge an arm and a leg,
we want tows
.
On an Electrician's truck:
Let us remove your shorts
.
On a Maternity Room door:
Push ... Push ... Push
.
At an Optometrist's Office:
If you don't see what you're
looking for ... you've come to
the right place
.
On a Taxidermist's window:
We really know our stuff
.
On a Homeowner's Fence:
Salesmen welcome ...
... dog food is expensive
.
At a Car Dealership:
Best way to get back on your feet ..
... miss a car payment
.
Outside a Muffler Shop:
No appointment necessary ...
... we hear you coming
.
In a Veterinarian's waiting room:
Be back in 5 minutes ...
... Sit ! Stay !
.
At the Electric Company:
We would be delighted if you
send in your payment ...
... However, if you don't,
you will be
.
In a Restaurant window:
Don't stand there and be hungry ...
... Come on in and get fed up
.
In the front yard of a Funeral Home:
Drive Carefully . We'll Wait
.
At a Propane Filling Station:
Thank heaven for little grills
.
Chicago Radiator Shop:
Best Place in town ...
... to take a leak
