Post by queenbee on Feb 13, 2008 17:04:38 GMT -4
You know you're in Blairsville if
1. You can properly pronounce Chickamauga, DeKalb, Dahlonega, and Smyrna.
2. You think people who complain about the heat in
their states are sissies.
3. A tornado warning siren is your signal to go out
in the yard and look for a funnel.
4. You know that the true value of a parking space
is not determined by the distance to the door, but by the availability of shade.
5. Stores don't have bags or shopping carts, they
have sacks and buggies.
6. You've seen people wear bib overalls at weddings
and funerals.
7. You think everyone from a bigger city has an
accent.
8. You measure distance in minutes.
9. You go to the lake because you think it is like
going to the ocean.
10. You listen to the weather forecast before
picking out an outfit.
11. You know cowpies are not made of beef.
12. Some one you know has used a football schedule to
plan their wedding date
13. You know someone who has a belt buckle bigger
than your fist.
14. You aren't surprised to find movie rental,
ammunition, beer, and bait all in the same store.
15. A Mercedes Benz isn't a status symbol. A Chevy
Silverado Extended Bed Crew Cab is.
16. You know everything goes better with Ranch
dressing.
17. You learned how to shoot a gun before you
learned how to multiply.
18. You actually get these jokes and are "fixing'" to
send them to your friends.
19. You wanna go back to Blairsville, where everything is normal
And finally:
20. You are 100% Blairsville if you have ever had
this conversation:
"You wanna coke?"
"Yeah."
"What kind?"
"Dr Pepper"
1. You can properly pronounce Chickamauga, DeKalb, Dahlonega, and Smyrna.
2. You think people who complain about the heat in
their states are sissies.
3. A tornado warning siren is your signal to go out
in the yard and look for a funnel.
4. You know that the true value of a parking space
is not determined by the distance to the door, but by the availability of shade.
5. Stores don't have bags or shopping carts, they
have sacks and buggies.
6. You've seen people wear bib overalls at weddings
and funerals.
7. You think everyone from a bigger city has an
accent.
8. You measure distance in minutes.
9. You go to the lake because you think it is like
going to the ocean.
10. You listen to the weather forecast before
picking out an outfit.
11. You know cowpies are not made of beef.
12. Some one you know has used a football schedule to
plan their wedding date
13. You know someone who has a belt buckle bigger
than your fist.
14. You aren't surprised to find movie rental,
ammunition, beer, and bait all in the same store.
15. A Mercedes Benz isn't a status symbol. A Chevy
Silverado Extended Bed Crew Cab is.
16. You know everything goes better with Ranch
dressing.
17. You learned how to shoot a gun before you
learned how to multiply.
18. You actually get these jokes and are "fixing'" to
send them to your friends.
19. You wanna go back to Blairsville, where everything is normal
And finally:
20. You are 100% Blairsville if you have ever had
this conversation:
"You wanna coke?"
"Yeah."
"What kind?"
"Dr Pepper"
