Male Logic

[taylor]

A little girl asked her Mom, "Mom, may I take the dog for a walk around the block?

Mom replies, "No, because she is in heat."

"What's that mean?" asked the child.

"Go ask your father. I think he's in the garage."

The little girl goes to the garage and says, "Dad, may I take LulaBelle for a walk around the block? I asked Mom, but she said the dog was in heat, and to come to you."

The Dad says, "Bring LulaBelle over here." He took a rag, soaked it with gasoline, and scrubbed the dog's backside with it to disguise the scent, and said "OK, you can go now, but keep LulaBelle on the leash and only go one time around the block."

The little girl left and returned a few minutes later with no dog on the leash.

Surprised, Dad asked, "Where's LulaBelle?"

The little girl said, "She ran out of gas about halfway down the block,so another dog is pushing her home.

[taylor]

The husband had just finished reading a new book entitled, YOU CAN BE THE MAN OF YOUR HOUSE! He stormed to his wife in the kitchen and announced, 'From now on, you need to know that I am the man of this house and my word is LAW!
You will prepare me a gourmet meal tonight, and when I'm finished eating my meal, you will serve me a sumptuous dessert.
After dinner, you are going to go upstairs with me and we
will have the kind of sex that I want. Afterwards, you are going to draw me a bath so I can relax. You will wash my back and towel me dry and bring me my robe. Then, you will massage my feet and hands. Then tomorrow, guess who's going to dress me and comb my hair?

The wife replied, 'The funeral director would be my first guess....'

[bb]

lol... good ones! I know a couple of guys like these two! Boy, do they have it all wrong!

[queenbee]

Diver in chummed waters dies after shark bite

Diving enthusiast in waters baited with bloody fish parts fatally bitten by shark

Man was in open water without cage on commercial dive trip

Man bitten on leg, later taken to hospital where he died

[taylor]

kinda fall under the "Duh!!" category huh?

[swissroger]

hey, its not only men, womans have blond moments too LOL.