Why can't Union County Republicans ever win?

[omikkron]

I could give a long detailed list, but **** like this says it better than I ever could:

Just in from the Phantom:

The Phantom Candidate
The Spirit of the People

Q: Are you really Sonny Boyer? If not then when will you reveal yourself?

A: No, I am not Sonny Boyer. That was what seemed to be a mean spirited hoax. I can only assume that it was carried out by a supporter of the establishment. It is very unfortunate that someone would do something like that.

A very important announcement will be made regarding the Phantom Candidate on Sat. Feb. 9 at 7 p.m. at the Union County Library. Everyone is welcomed and encouraged to attend. I promise that on that date you will no longer need to wonder who the Phantom is.

Thank you for your patience!
PTC

[omikkron]

I think the Phantom (of the Opera?) missed his window. This was amusing to listen to on this board for a while, but its January now.

Lamb-chops has been campaigning hard for a year. The poltergeist, errrr, Phantom, is going to materialize and take the county by storm over the next 6 months?

OHHHHHHH, I know, he can wear the mask and everything!

Omikkron

[shortcircuit]

Maybe you need to try reading the last sentence in the Q&A thread that you quoted above Ron, read where it talks about a meeting next month.