Complaint Department

[manape]

Please fill out this complaint form and we will get back to you...well maybe.

manape.trashymail.com

[manape]

I forgot to include my email.

[e-mail]

[sometimeman]

Admin, I got a complaint.
All Ape ever does is post about how lovely his bud Liemore is!

We all know Liemore said the Republicans couldn't use "his" court house an has had citizens take out ads in the news paper publishing the fact he is a liar.

So it seems Ape loves liars. I think it would be appropriate have the cyber gods attach that signature to the Ape "Ape loves liars"

[manape]

Orangutans! I fergot about the button. To register complaints about THE APE, you got to push the shiny red button.

[The Minister]

The Manape is one of God's creatures too, Mr. Sometime.

[sometimeman]

Yes Sir Preacher!
I shore like your new handle!
God made chiggers, snakes and scorpions.

[oscarwho]

And the devil made LIEMORE .

[manape]

thereverend said:

The Manape is one of God's creatures too, Mr. Sometime.

Thanks The Minister. You are a kind human and welcome to the complaint department.

Now, back to the purpose of the complaint department. If you feel adrift in a sea of randomness, desperate and absurd, devoid of purpose, and lost...COMPLAIN, it is your patriotic duty.

Welcome, all to the complaint department.

Welcome critics, complainers, doubters, seekers, believers, questioners, the disillusioned, the sick-of-it-all, the tired, worn-out, and failed. After all, that's who we are, too.

We have no hidden agenda, no secret mission that we don't tell visitors. We exist for one reason- Love- to know it and show it... to try to make things "on earth as it is in heaven" as it was once said. We just want peace on earth and everyone to love each other and help each other out... that's not too much to ask, is it?

So, if it makes you feel better, offer your complaints and gripes up to heaven and earth. Save the humans...shock therapy for planet earth is offered here, but don't ferget to push the shiny red button.

[sometimeman]

Where is the shinny red button Ape? I been looking for it.

[manape]

Now, where did I put that shiny red button? Oh, here it is...

www.flickr.com/photos/blakeemrys/331338051/

[sometimeman]

Ape, you an't got no sense.
I can tolerate ignorance lots easier than knowing you are a Liemore lover.

[manape]

Oh, come on sometimeman, where is your sense of humor? I promise not to take advantage of you with my superior ape IQ.

See you later sometimehuman, got a busy day tomorrow...