THINGS YOU NEVER SAY TO A POLICEMAN

[queenbee]

1. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer. (OK in Texas )

2. Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.

3. Aren't you the guy from the Village People?

4. Hey, you must've been doin' about 125 mph to keep up with me. Good job!

5. Are You Andy or Barney?

6. I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a police officer.

7. You're not gonna check the trunk, are you?

8. I pay your salary!

9. Gee, Officer! That's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning, too!

10. Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does.

11. I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there are no other cars around. That's how far ahead of me they are.

12. When the Officer says "Gee Your eyes look red, have you been drinking?" You probably shouldn't respond with,"Gee Officer your eyes look glazed, have you been eating doughnuts?"

[nataliewood]

Good ones Bee. I always said if my son ever pulled me over I'd still get a ticket. He's strictly "by the book." Ofcourse now he's a detective, so I'd have to kill someone before he'd get involved.

[queenbee]

hahahaha

[summerose]

LOL! ;D

[bb]

#8 is heard over and over again... and usually spoken by someone who has not paid any taxes....
Nat, I didn't know you had LEO in your family!

[nataliewood]

BB, I come from a long line of law enforcement officers. I should have been one myself except I'm just too mean. It would be "administrative leave" for me and finally dismissal! One of my favorite movies is the original Robo Cop.

[bb]

Nat, the job can be trying at times and not everyone can do the job... but it can also be a very fulfilling occupation! You actually feel like you have made a difference in someone's life at times.