Post by babe on Mar 31, 2008 10:46:06 GMT -4
A 45 year old woman had a heart attack and was taken
to the hospital.
While on the operating table, she
had a near death experience.
Seeing God, she asked,
"Is my time up?"God said, "No, you have another 43
years, 2 months and 8 days to live.
"Upon recovery,
the woman decided to stay in the hospital and have a
face-lift, liposuction, breast implants and a tummy
tuck.
She even had someone come in and change her
hair color and brighten her teeth! Since she had so
much more time to live, she figured she might as
well make the most of it.
After her last operation,
she was released from the hospital.
While crossing
the street on her way home, she was killed by an
ambulance.
Arriving in front of God, she demanded, "I
thought you said I had another 43 years? Why didn't
you pull me from out of the path of the
ambulance?"(You're gonna love this!!!)God replied:
"I didn't recognize you.
to the hospital.
While on the operating table, she
had a near death experience.
Seeing God, she asked,
"Is my time up?"God said, "No, you have another 43
years, 2 months and 8 days to live.
"Upon recovery,
the woman decided to stay in the hospital and have a
face-lift, liposuction, breast implants and a tummy
tuck.
She even had someone come in and change her
hair color and brighten her teeth! Since she had so
much more time to live, she figured she might as
well make the most of it.
After her last operation,
she was released from the hospital.
While crossing
the street on her way home, she was killed by an
ambulance.
Arriving in front of God, she demanded, "I
thought you said I had another 43 years? Why didn't
you pull me from out of the path of the
ambulance?"(You're gonna love this!!!)God replied:
"I didn't recognize you.