Post by taylor on Apr 4, 2008 23:02:22 GMT -4
A man came home from work and found his three children outside, still in their pajamas, playing in the mud, with empty cereal boxes and food wrappers strewn all around the front yard.
The door of his wife's car was open, as was the front door to the house, and there was no sign of the dog.
Proceeding into the house, he found an even bigger mess.
A lamp had been knocked over, and the throw rug was wadded against one wall. In the front room the TV was loudly blaring on the
Cartoon channel, and the family room was strewn with
toys and various items of clothing.
In the kitchen, dishes filled the sink, breakfast food was spilled on the counter, the fridge door was wide open, dog food was spilled on the floor, a broken glass lay under the table, and there was a
small pile of sand on the floor by the back door.
He quickly headed up the stairs, stepping over toys and more piles of clothes, looking for his wife. He was worried she might be ill, or that something serious had happened.
He was met with a small trickle of water as it made its way out the bathroom door. As he peered inside he found wet towels, soggy soap and more toys strewn over the floor. Miles of toilet paper lay in a heap and toothpaste had been smeared over the mirror and walls.
As he rushed to the bedroom, he found his wife still curled up in the bed, in her pajamas, reading a novel.
She looked up at him, smiled, and asked how his day went.
He looked at her bewildered and asked,
'What on earth happened here today?'
She again smiled and answered,
'You know every day when you come home from work and you ask me what in the world I do all day?'
'Yes,' was his incredulous reply
She answered, 'Well, today I didn't do it...!.'
;D
The door of his wife's car was open, as was the front door to the house, and there was no sign of the dog.
Proceeding into the house, he found an even bigger mess.
A lamp had been knocked over, and the throw rug was wadded against one wall. In the front room the TV was loudly blaring on the
Cartoon channel, and the family room was strewn with
toys and various items of clothing.
In the kitchen, dishes filled the sink, breakfast food was spilled on the counter, the fridge door was wide open, dog food was spilled on the floor, a broken glass lay under the table, and there was a
small pile of sand on the floor by the back door.
He quickly headed up the stairs, stepping over toys and more piles of clothes, looking for his wife. He was worried she might be ill, or that something serious had happened.
He was met with a small trickle of water as it made its way out the bathroom door. As he peered inside he found wet towels, soggy soap and more toys strewn over the floor. Miles of toilet paper lay in a heap and toothpaste had been smeared over the mirror and walls.
As he rushed to the bedroom, he found his wife still curled up in the bed, in her pajamas, reading a novel.
She looked up at him, smiled, and asked how his day went.
He looked at her bewildered and asked,
'What on earth happened here today?'
She again smiled and answered,
'You know every day when you come home from work and you ask me what in the world I do all day?'
'Yes,' was his incredulous reply
She answered, 'Well, today I didn't do it...!.'
;D