Post by queenbee on May 2, 2008 12:50:37 GMT -4
Just in case you ever get these two environments mixed up, this should make things a little bit clearer:
@ PRISON
You spend most of your time in a 10X10 cell
@ WORK
You spend most of your time in an 6X6 cubicle
@ Prison
You get three meals a day, fully paid for
@ Work
You get a break for one meal and You have to pay for it
@ Prison
For good behavior, you get time off
@ Work
For good behavior, you get more work
@ PRISON
The guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you
@ WORK
You must carry a security card And open all the doors yourself
@ Prison
You can watch TV and play games
@ Work
You could get fired for watching TV and playing games
@ Prison
You get your own toilet
@ Work
You have to share the toilet with People who pee on the seat
@ Prison
They allow your family and friends to visit
@ Work
You aren't even supposed to speak To your family
@ Prison
All expenses are paid by the taxpayers with no work required
@ Work
You must pay all your expenses to go To work, and they deduct taxes from Your salary to pay for prisoners
@ Prison
You spend most of your life inside bars wanting to get out
@ Work
You spend most of your time wanting To get out and go inside bars
@ PRISON
You must deal with sadistic wardens
@ WORK
They are called "managers"
THERE IS SOMETHING SERIOUSLY WRONG WITH THIS PICTURE.
