June is Wedding Month

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So I thought we could all post tips for the new brides to be.
I will start.

No rehearsal dinners at Hooters..

No tube tops..

Your coon dog should not be your best man..

Remove all toothpicks before taking pictures

Remember..livestock is a poor choice as a wedding gift

It is not OK for the groom to bring a date to the wedding

Though a tad uncomfortable..say YES to socks and shoes for this special occasion.

no sequined bridesmaide's dresses or tuxes

no posing for wedding pictures with a beer in your hand

Kissing the bride for more than 5 seconds..may get you SHOT..

No receptions at The Waffle House...

Table arrangements should be designed by someone other than your taxidermist..

Do not bring your coon huntin dog with you on the honeymoon..

No homemade tuxes..

..Feed hats are not proper attire for a wedding..

Do not bring your dog..no matter how well behaved he is..

..honeymoon plans should not include a hunting camp..

No NASCAR emblems..

A bridal veil made of window screen is not only cost effective, but a proven fly deterrent

no tube socks for the bridesmaids

honeymoon plans should not include hitchhiking

yer boots should not cost mor n yer wedding ring..

be sure to register your pattern with TUPPERWARE..

..you should not propose at DENNY'S

[queenbee]

TOP 10 SIGNS YOU'RE AT A REDNECK WEDDING

10. Rehearsal dinner held at Hooters


9. Instead of "Friends of the bride or friends of the groom?" ushers ask "Ford Or Chevy?"


8. Bridesmaids: Pink Tube Tops
Groomsmen: Travis Tritt T-Shirts


7. Phrase "I Do" replaced by "I Heard That"


6. Tender rendition of "The Wedding Song" performed by Pinkard & Bowden


5. When the minister asks "Who giveth this woman to be married"... some guy in the back stands up and hollers "Earnhardt!"


4. Reception conversation includes the phrase, "So what have you been doing since Hee Haw, Mr. Lindsay?"


3. Snack trays at reception: Vienna sausages and Nacho Cheese Doritos


2. Plans for the honeymoon evening include tickets to the monster truck rally

....And The Number One Way To Tell If You're At A Redneck Wedding...

Sign in front of the church: No Shirt... No Shoes... No Problem!

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Thought for today: A shotgun wedding is a case of wife or death.

[queenbee]

SAVE MONEY BORROW A DRESS



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WEAR SOMETHING YOU ALREADY OWN

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DON'T FORGET THE PICTURES