Post by sometimeman on May 7, 2008 23:21:30 GMT -4
Bubba come over her and sit right there on that stump. I got a story I want to tell you.
You others are welcome to listen, just wait till I get done fore you speak up.
She was 90 year old and hadn’t had no youngins . Her husband said God promised him and her a child but he done got old too. So, about 8 or 9 year back they had decided they were gone help God out getting them a youngin. Now he seemed alright, like a man and all so, they decided it were her fault they didn’t have no youngin and so she figured it would be alright if he got a youngin with another woman seeing, as how they fully intended to help God out and all. Now they didn’t know nothing about no artificial insemination, fertility clinics or surrogate mothers or nothing. This is just how they done it cause they wanted to help God out. And, they did. They named the boy Ishmael.
Well now God wasn’t gone have no part of it. So they were sitting and talking and God let it be known she was gone have a youngin, didn’t matter none if she was 90 year old. And, a little less than a year later she did. It happened just like God said it would. They named the boy Isaac. Well trouble come up and they had to run Ishmael and his momma off cause God wouldn’t gone have no part of them helping him do what he said he would. God wanted to make it plain he didn’t need no help doing what he said he was gone do!
Well now, here I am living in a country full of crazy people. God said he was gone come back and these crazy people think they got to help him. Just like that 90 year old woman and that man, they think they got to help God out. The first time it happened it was a big mess. I’m afraid this time it’s gone be a bigger mess. But now you listen we got a crazy man in the White House intent on helping God and a crazy Pastor out in Texas, that John Hagee. And just a whole bunch of crazy nuts, that think God can’t get it done if they don’t help him out!
I’m gone just ride it out, cause I an’t got no where I can go. But now you listen, I know it is gone be alright, cause every year about Easter time, I remember that part about that cloth that was wound around his head, laying over there by its self. He was gone!
Look here bubba, He can get it done and you can tell John Hagee, George Bush and the whole lot of crazies that God don’t need them making a mess out of things. Bull dozing their neighbor’s houses and shooting their kids in the head. They crazy, that’s what. Just making a mess out of things.
You others are welcome to listen, just wait till I get done fore you speak up.
She was 90 year old and hadn’t had no youngins . Her husband said God promised him and her a child but he done got old too. So, about 8 or 9 year back they had decided they were gone help God out getting them a youngin. Now he seemed alright, like a man and all so, they decided it were her fault they didn’t have no youngin and so she figured it would be alright if he got a youngin with another woman seeing, as how they fully intended to help God out and all. Now they didn’t know nothing about no artificial insemination, fertility clinics or surrogate mothers or nothing. This is just how they done it cause they wanted to help God out. And, they did. They named the boy Ishmael.
Well now God wasn’t gone have no part of it. So they were sitting and talking and God let it be known she was gone have a youngin, didn’t matter none if she was 90 year old. And, a little less than a year later she did. It happened just like God said it would. They named the boy Isaac. Well trouble come up and they had to run Ishmael and his momma off cause God wouldn’t gone have no part of them helping him do what he said he would. God wanted to make it plain he didn’t need no help doing what he said he was gone do!
Well now, here I am living in a country full of crazy people. God said he was gone come back and these crazy people think they got to help him. Just like that 90 year old woman and that man, they think they got to help God out. The first time it happened it was a big mess. I’m afraid this time it’s gone be a bigger mess. But now you listen we got a crazy man in the White House intent on helping God and a crazy Pastor out in Texas, that John Hagee. And just a whole bunch of crazy nuts, that think God can’t get it done if they don’t help him out!
I’m gone just ride it out, cause I an’t got no where I can go. But now you listen, I know it is gone be alright, cause every year about Easter time, I remember that part about that cloth that was wound around his head, laying over there by its self. He was gone!
Look here bubba, He can get it done and you can tell John Hagee, George Bush and the whole lot of crazies that God don’t need them making a mess out of things. Bull dozing their neighbor’s houses and shooting their kids in the head. They crazy, that’s what. Just making a mess out of things.