The Rooster Puzzle

[queenbee]

A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, 'Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get started.

Her boyfriend asks, 'What is it supposed to be when it's
finished?'

The blonde says, 'According to the picture on the box, it's
a rooster. '

Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the
puzzle. She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table.

He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at
the box, then turns to her and says, 'First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a rooster.'

He takes her hand and says, 'Second, I want you to relax.
Let's have a nice cup of tea, and then ..' he said with a
deep sigh, . .. . .. . .. .

'Let's put all the Corn Flakes back in the box.'

[taylor]

Ok, since this seems to be a "gonna offend" and dumb blonde topic - here goes -

Why did the blonde start taking the pill?
So she'd know what day it was.

Why did the blonde stop using the pill?
Cause it kept falling out.

What is the mating call of a blonde co-ed?
"I'm SOOOO Drunk!"

What's the mating call of a brunette co-ed?
"Is that blonde gone yet?"

Why did the blonde only change her baby's diaper once a week?
Because the package said up to 12 pounds.

Why do blondes not get vacations?
It cost to much to re-train them.

Why are blondes not good in emergencies?
Cause they can't find the 11 on the phone to dial 9-1-1

Why did the blonde give up her baby?
Cause she wasn't sure if it was hers.

What do you call 4 blondes in a row?
A wind tunnel

What do you call a brunette in the middle of 4 blondes?
The interpreter

What does a fellow see when he looks in his blonde girlfriends eyes?
The back of her head

Why do blondes wear ponytails?
To cover the valve stem

Why was the blonde celebrating?
Because she put the puzzle together in only 6 months when the box said 2-4 years

What did the blonde say when her boyfriend blew in her ear?
"Like hey! Thanks for the refill!"

What do you call it when a blonde that dyes her hair brown?
Artificial intelligence

What do you call 4 blondes in a deep freezer?
Frosted Flakes

How do you know a blonde has been working at your computer?
There is white-out all over the screen.

and last but not least -

Why did the blonde have a bruise on her belly button?
Cause her boyfriend was blonde too!