Post by taylor on May 21, 2008 9:47:30 GMT -4
A cannibal was walking through the jungle and came upon a restaurant operated by a fellow cannibal. Feeling somewhat hungry, he sat down and looked over the menu:
* Native Stew: $3
* Tourist Salad Sandwich: $5
* Broiled Missionary: $10
* Fried Explorer: $15
* Baked Democrat or Grilled Republican: $100
The cannibal called the waiter over and asked, “Why such a price difference for the politicians?”
The cook replied, “Have you ever tried to clean one? They’re so full of crap, it takes all morning!”
* Native Stew: $3
* Tourist Salad Sandwich: $5
* Broiled Missionary: $10
* Fried Explorer: $15
* Baked Democrat or Grilled Republican: $100
The cannibal called the waiter over and asked, “Why such a price difference for the politicians?”
The cook replied, “Have you ever tried to clean one? They’re so full of crap, it takes all morning!”
