A Woman's Joke

[queenbee]

A woman was sitting at a bar enjoying an after work cocktail with her girlfriends when Steven a tall, Exceptionally handsome, extremely sexy, middle-aged man entered. He was so striking that the woman could not take her eyes off him.

The young-at-heart man noticed her overly attentive stare and walked directly toward her. (As All men will.) Before she could offer her apologies for staring so rudely, he leaned over and whispered to her, 'I'll do anything, absolutely anything, that you want me to do, no matter how kinky, for $20.00...... on One condition.'

Flabbergasted, the woman asked what the condition Was. The man replied, 'You have to tell me what you want me to do in just three words.'

The woman considered his proposition for a moment,
And then slowly removed a $20 bill from her purse,
Which she pressed into the man's hand along with her address.
She looked deeply into his eyes, and slowly
And meaningfully said....



'Clean my house.'


(YOU GO, GIRL!)

[AskTheWiseOldMan]

OK FIne... but in the interest of equal opportunity:

You know that show Queer Eye? It used to be my wife's favorite until this one time when she dragged me into the room while it was on and said "See there? Why can't you be more like THAT guy?"

So I looked for a minute and said "OK. He dresses well. His house is immaculately clean. He cooks like a chef... and he sucks ****. Why can't YOU be more like him."

[queenbee]

Ecellent WOM, I love it.

[2cedarschick]

Wom, smarta$$! It always comes back to that, doesn't it? lol You made Mr. Cedars laugh.

[summerose]

Good one Bee! ;D