The BBB Club

[queenbee]

OK now we have our own topic so post your suggestions and move your posts about the club here.

A few rules


THE BBB women appreciate their natural assets:
Clean skin.
A winning smile.
That unforgettable Southern drawl.

THE BBB women know their manners:
"Yes, ma'am."
"Yes, sir."
"Why, no, Billy!"

THE BBB women have a distinct way with fond
expressions:
"Y'all come back!"
"Well, bless your heart."
"Drop by when you can."
"How's your Momma?"

THE BBB women know their summer weather report:
Humidity
Humidity
Humidity

THE BBB women know their vacation spots:
The beach
The rivuh
The crick

THE BBB women know the joys of June, July, and August:
Colorful hi-heel sandals
Strapless sun dresses
Iced sweet tea with mint

THE BBB women know everybody's first name:
Honey
Darlin'
Shugah

THE BBB women know the movies that speak to their
hearts:
Fried Green Tomatoes
Driving Miss Daisy
Steel Magnolias
Gone With The Wind

THE BBB women know their religions:
Baptist
Methodist
Football

THE BBB women know their country breakfasts:
Sausage gravy
Grits
Eggs
Country ham
Mouth-watering homemade biscuits with momma's homemade
jelly

THE BBB women know their cities dripping with Southern
charm:
Chawl'stn
S'vanah
Foat Wuth
N'awlins
Addlanna

THE BBB women know their elegant gentlemen:
Men in uniform
Men in tuxedos
Rhett Butler

THE BBB women know their prime real estate:
The Mall
The Country Club
The Beauty Salon

THE BBB women know the 3 deadly sins:
Having bad hair and nails
Having bad manners
Cooking bad food

Only a BBB women knows the difference between a hissie
fit and a conniption fit, and that you don't "HAVE" them, you "PITCH"
them.

[coosa]

Well, I love the name of the club. Proud to say I live on the crick!! Just wish I had my own "still"!!

[coosa]

2CC had a good idea. She proposes that we use our club dues for a "bail out one of our club members" fund!!

[queenbee]

Tulip needs to move our puhple sheep over here when she get's back.

Whew all this moving just tires me out.

[bb]

Jun 6, 2008 14:26:14 GMT -4 queenbee said:

Tulip needs to move our puhple sheep over here when she get's back.

Whew all this moving just tires me out.

Here it is! It's beautiful!

[coosa]

Ain't she purdy!! Now, who can and cannot join this club??

[queenbee]

I think Sangria is working on that.

However, no stress can be brought to the clubhouse.
It's a relaxed place.

[coosa]

Sounds good to me!!

[queenbee]

I like lulu

[queenbee]

Lulu the official BBB

[coosa]

Cause this is the bitchin babes club and we don't want any males!! I like Lulu too!!

[bb]

Jun 6, 2008 16:50:33 GMT -4 TULIP said:

Lulu is cute. how do we know our puhple sheep is a female ;D

Cuz she is a puhple ewe! Of course!

[coosa]

practice up Tulip. I don't think I have a southern drawl and I have lived in the south all my life.

[queenbee]

Of course you can. We will allow several versions of southern.

[coosa]

If lulu was an olive color, when we signed into the club we could say "olive ewe"" for our password. But I like her the color that she is!!