Post by taylor on Jun 7, 2008 10:33:05 GMT -4
A spry 85-year-old widow went on a blind date with a 90-year-old man at the urging of her daughter.
When she returned to her daughter's house later that night, she seemed upset.
“Are you ok? You look so pale and upset! What on earth happened, Mother? ” the daughter said.
“I had to slap his face three times!” replied the woman.
“Oh My!! You mean he got fresh?” asked her daughter
“No, silly, ” she answered. “I thought he was dead!”
When she returned to her daughter's house later that night, she seemed upset.
“Are you ok? You look so pale and upset! What on earth happened, Mother? ” the daughter said.
“I had to slap his face three times!” replied the woman.
“Oh My!! You mean he got fresh?” asked her daughter
“No, silly, ” she answered. “I thought he was dead!”
