Post by taylor on Jun 19, 2008 16:57:32 GMT -4
A guy is driving around and he sees a sign in front of a house:
Talking Dog For Sale
He rings the bell, and the owner tells him the dog is in the backyard.
The guy goes into the backyard and sees an older male Labrador retriever sitting there.
"You talk?" he asks.
"Yep," the Lab replies.
"So, what's your story?"
The Lab looks up and says, "Well, I discovered that I could talk when I was pretty young, and I wanted to help the government; so I told the CIA about my gift, and in no time at all they had me jetting from country to country, sitting in rooms with spies and world leaders, because no one figured a dog would be eavesdropping. I was one of their most valuable spies for eight years running. But the jetting around really tired me out, and I knew I wasn't getting any younger so I wanted to settle down.
I signed up for a job at the airport to do some undercover security work, mostly wandering near suspicious characters and listening in. I uncovered some incredible dealings and was awarded a batch of medals.
I got tangled up with a pretty little Chow, had a mess of puppies, and now I'm just retired."
The guy is amazed. He goes back in and asks the owner what he wants for the dog.
"Ten dollars and I'll even throw in his leash, his bed, his dish and the rest of his dog food."
The guy replies,"This dog is amazing. Why on earth are you selling him so cheap?"
"Because he's a hard down liar thats why and I'm sick of it! I've had'im since he was a pup and he didn't do any of that stuff!"
Talking Dog For Sale
He rings the bell, and the owner tells him the dog is in the backyard.
The guy goes into the backyard and sees an older male Labrador retriever sitting there.
"You talk?" he asks.
"Yep," the Lab replies.
"So, what's your story?"
The Lab looks up and says, "Well, I discovered that I could talk when I was pretty young, and I wanted to help the government; so I told the CIA about my gift, and in no time at all they had me jetting from country to country, sitting in rooms with spies and world leaders, because no one figured a dog would be eavesdropping. I was one of their most valuable spies for eight years running. But the jetting around really tired me out, and I knew I wasn't getting any younger so I wanted to settle down.
I signed up for a job at the airport to do some undercover security work, mostly wandering near suspicious characters and listening in. I uncovered some incredible dealings and was awarded a batch of medals.
I got tangled up with a pretty little Chow, had a mess of puppies, and now I'm just retired."
The guy is amazed. He goes back in and asks the owner what he wants for the dog.
"Ten dollars and I'll even throw in his leash, his bed, his dish and the rest of his dog food."
The guy replies,"This dog is amazing. Why on earth are you selling him so cheap?"
"Because he's a hard down liar thats why and I'm sick of it! I've had'im since he was a pup and he didn't do any of that stuff!"
