Post by ana on Aug 9, 2008 15:55:34 GMT -4
Passing Football
A jumbo-sized freshman went to try out for the football team. The coach asked him if he could tackle and he said, "Heck yah, get a load of this!"
And with that knocked over a telephone pole as if it were made of balsa wood.
The coach was dumbfounded and asked if the boy could run, to which the boy replied, "Heck yah!" and he sprinted from end zone to end zone like lightning.
The coach stood there with his mouth agape to see such a huge boy run so fast. He finally composed himself and said, "But can you pass a football?"
The freshman stopped to think for a few seconds, then said, "Heck yah, if I can swallow it, I can surely pass it!"
A jumbo-sized freshman went to try out for the football team. The coach asked him if he could tackle and he said, "Heck yah, get a load of this!"
And with that knocked over a telephone pole as if it were made of balsa wood.
The coach was dumbfounded and asked if the boy could run, to which the boy replied, "Heck yah!" and he sprinted from end zone to end zone like lightning.
The coach stood there with his mouth agape to see such a huge boy run so fast. He finally composed himself and said, "But can you pass a football?"
The freshman stopped to think for a few seconds, then said, "Heck yah, if I can swallow it, I can surely pass it!"
