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Post by shortcircuit on Oct 26, 2008 18:59:04 GMT -4
I'm thinking about starting a new newspaper. It will be called "The Undesirable" and the slogan will be "Proud to be the armpit of Union County" It will do something that no other local paper has ever done, it will tell the truth and it will print all newsworthy stories, even if those stories are against the good ole boys. I will use print artist to print out a certificate with my name on it and proclaim myself to be an "award winning journalist" And I won't "forget" to print political candidates paid ads, there will be no free political ads in my paper.
Whatcha all think?
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
*Disclaimer- this post was made for entertainment purposes only. Even though I am a proud undesirable who occasionally has smelly armpits I do not intend to publish a newspaper. So there is no need for Mr. Editor and both of his supporters to get upset with me.
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