My Favorite "Sheriff" Quotes

[AskTheWiseOldMan]

knittygritty (The first words of the first post): "I just heard that the Towns County Sheriff and two of his deputies have been arrested. The two deputies shot up someone's house on July 9th and the sheriff was helping them hide evidence... YIKES..."

ferngully: "... I overheard one of the bank employees talking about this whole mess. It seems that the Feds came into the bank last week and froze at least 20 major accounts. These are big money accounts. Not the little guys. So there must be something big going on. "

Union Sentinel: "...The rumors are NOT true."

Rudy Eller: "...Most of the rumors aren't true."

Wildflower : "Did the barn also burn down because of jealousy?"

mad4martinis: "... It's been a long time coming & I'm happy about it.

HoneyBee : "... if you are driving in Towns County and a hearse pulls up behind you it may be the acting sheriff..."

Admin: "... if you insist we can 'Admin' the whole topic and be done with it."

daughterofconfederate: "... Cave men didnt go by laws did they? "

blairsville: "... What's a Pinnacle Scandal? I just don't think the 2 are connected, I just think it's a coincidence that they happened close together. And where is everyone getting their information from?"

HoneyBee : " No way!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Is it Fern?"

Towns County Herald: "...Dean would not say whether or not he felt like his safety was still at risk, but he did say, "I'll be glad when this is worked out. It's bad on the nerves."

Towns County Herald: "...the contents within the barn were co-owned by Scottie Fain and Eddie Osborn, which included 94 round bales of hay."


HoneyBee:" ... Make that 2 barn burnings."

redneckdiver: "... anyone who takes advantage of their Police authority needs to have the full extent of the law brought down on them."

Mr Bill: "...We're not averse to letting a developing story percolate a tad to see if more is added to the original story."

Wildflower: "... Well, evidently, the new sheriff isn't exactly what people were hoping for either?"

justinmelick: " ...Never thought I'd see the day when that happened. Plenty more like them. And we all know it. "


shortcircuit: "... Please reread the fourth word."

honeybee : "... HEY FERN CALL YOUR SECRET BUDDY BACK ."

honeybee: "... If slander can be proven anywhere on someone, it's the Lamar Topic."

crazywild: "... Thank you to the GBI..."

shortcircuit: "... It looks like the GBI is really getting serious about cleaning up corruption. "

Stan Gunter: "...if...still ... if ... transmitted to the Governor...if ... 15 days... waiting period ... time to decide ..if.. pending...if ... 15 days ...committee ... if ... finding .. temporary... recommend ... "

sometimeman: "... the DA won't prosecute! "

toldya: " ... this is only the top of the pile these cops have done over the years"


re-Rooster: "... about Heaven and rich men. 'It's easier to pass through the ass of a camel than to stick a needle in your eye.' or something like that. "

[crazywild]

ps.. Thanks... I found humor and ya did really good!

[Fern]

Wise Feller, Absolutely hilarious! Thank you for the giggles of the night. You did do really good on this!

[AskTheWiseOldMan]

Thanks, btw... I was Elmo on the "Sponge Bob" Thread.

[summerose]

The last one is hilarious! Thanks for the laughs wiseoldman.

[AskTheWiseOldMan]

I needed a good humor break myself.

[shortcircuit]

Thanks wiseman!

[honeybee]

HEY WISEOLD MAN ADD THIS ONE TO YOUR COLLECTION::::::::

cultural issues aside, Rudy Roach, a former sheriff who plans to run to replace Eller, said the sheriff's office and jail simply need cleaning up.

"Ajax needs to come to town," he said. "And I'm bringing it."

[AskTheWiseOldMan]

I'm still laughing at that one myself... along with Gunter's remarks.