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Post by shortcircuit on Oct 6, 2007 21:52:09 GMT -4
A Husband and wife are sitting quietly in bed reading; when the wife Looks over at him and asks the question.
WIFE: "What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?"
HUSBAND: "Definitely not!"
WIFE: "Why not? Don't you like being married?"
HUSBAND: "Of course I do.
WIFE: "Then why wouldn't you remarry?"
HUSBAND: "Okay, okay, I'd get married again."
WIFE: "You would?" (with a hurt look)
HUSBAND: (makes audible groan)
WIFE: "Would you live in our house?"
HUSBAND: "Sure, it's a great house."
WIFE: "Would you sleep with her in our bed?"
HUSBAND: "Where else would we sleep?"
WIFE: "Would you let her drive my car?"
HUSBAND: "Probably, it is almost new."
WIFE: "Would you replace my pictures with hers?"
HUSBAND: "That would seem like the proper thing to do."
WIFE: "Would you give her my jewelry?"
HUSBAND: "No, I'm sure she'd want her own."
WIFE: "Would you take her golfing with you?
HUSBAND: "Yes, those are always good times."
WIFE: "Would she use my clubs?
HUSBAND: "No, she's left-handed."
WIFE: Silence
HUSBAND: "uh-oh."
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Post by summerose on Oct 7, 2007 14:47:34 GMT -4
LOL! He is in big trouble!
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Post by mac on Oct 31, 2007 15:50:04 GMT -4
Lol.............. I think that was a loaded question.
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Post by queenbee on Oct 31, 2007 16:17:29 GMT -4
Just shows that men don't pay attention during a conversation with the wives.
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Post by coosa on Oct 31, 2007 16:18:38 GMT -4
That is true, they don't!!
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Post by shortcircuit on Oct 31, 2007 17:36:45 GMT -4
Huh?
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