Post by taylor on Dec 1, 2007 22:19:52 GMT -4
Bill, Tom, Dave and Bubba rented 2 rooms at a hunting lodge for their yearly hunting trip. No one wanted to stay in the room with Dave because he snored so loud. Bill, Tom and Bubba decided that since it wouldn't be fair to make one person share a room with Dave for the whole trip, they picked numbers so each one would have a turn.
The first morning, Bill comes to breakfast with bloodshot eyes and kind of grumpy. Tom & Bubba asked him how it went - "Man, let me tell ya, he snored so loud I just sat up all night and watched him sleep!"
On morning #2, Tom comes to breakfast with his hair every which way and bags under his eyes. Bill & Bubba asked him how it went - "You sure weren't kidding!!! He can really raise the roof! I just sat in the chair and watched him sleep all night!"
On morning #3, Bubba came to breakfast quite chipper, with a smile and bright eyes. Of Course, Bill and Tom asked him how it went also - "Wasn't a problem fer me a'tall! I heard you other fellers and I got a plan. Now ya'll know I ain't funny, but when we laid down last night, I jumped right back up outta the bed, went over and tucked ol' Dave in, kissed'im goodnight, and headed back to my own bed. Dave sat up and watched me sleep all night!"
The first morning, Bill comes to breakfast with bloodshot eyes and kind of grumpy. Tom & Bubba asked him how it went - "Man, let me tell ya, he snored so loud I just sat up all night and watched him sleep!"
On morning #2, Tom comes to breakfast with his hair every which way and bags under his eyes. Bill & Bubba asked him how it went - "You sure weren't kidding!!! He can really raise the roof! I just sat in the chair and watched him sleep all night!"
On morning #3, Bubba came to breakfast quite chipper, with a smile and bright eyes. Of Course, Bill and Tom asked him how it went also - "Wasn't a problem fer me a'tall! I heard you other fellers and I got a plan. Now ya'll know I ain't funny, but when we laid down last night, I jumped right back up outta the bed, went over and tucked ol' Dave in, kissed'im goodnight, and headed back to my own bed. Dave sat up and watched me sleep all night!"
