Breeding Bulls

[queenbee]

> A man took his wife to the rodeo and one of the first exhibits they
> stopped at was the breeding bulls. They went up to the first pen and there was a sign attached that read, "This bull mated 50 times last year."
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> The wife playfully nudged her husband in the ribs and said, "He mated 50 times last year."
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> They walked to the second pen which had a sign attached that read, "This bull mated 120 times last year."
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> The wife gave her husband a healthy jab and said, "That's more than
> twice a week! You could learn a lot from him."
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> They walked to the third pen and it had a sign attached that read, in
> capital letters, "This bull mated 365 times last year."
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> The wife, so excited that her elbow nearly broke her husband's ribs,
> said, "That's once a day. You could REALLY learn something from this one."
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> The husband looked at her and said bravely, "Go over and ask him if it
> was with the same cow."
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> His condition remains CRITICAL in spite of the excellent care he receives in ICU.
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